when you think your cramps are finished but then
I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO
do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this
You’ll stay with me?' Until the very end.
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
That’s what you get for reading the daily mail in the first place
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
Why do you say “miss” ? Do I look single?
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds